Game 82: 0-for-5 in 6-0 Win vs. San Diego

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At Bats: 5
Runs: 1
Hits, Game/Season: 0/92
Runs Batted In: 0
Walks: 0
Strikeouts: 0
Left on Base: 2
Average: .271
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Notes: Reached first on a fielder’s choice and scored on a bases-loaded walk in the third… Before the game he was presented with an award for his 400th career stolen base, accomplished a couple weeks ago…

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It was Turn-Back-the-Clock-to-1984 night — the Padres wore their Taco Bell unis, while all the M’s starters except Ichiro wore stirrups… Sir Mix-a-Lot threw out the first pitch… Before Ichiro’s first at-bat, “Thriller” was played, and once again, the scoreboard turned him into a well-known pederast…

Here’s how he looked on the scoreboard for the rest of his at-bats…

I spotted some kid with this DIY “jersey”…

Apparently the Moose didn’t get the memo that the Mariners were commemorating 1984, not ’83…

Next: Game 83 vs. San Diego, 7:10 Saturday.